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A visit to the “Best Beer Bar in the World”

Best Beer Bar in the World

 

When I was invited to a press event in the Best Beer Bar in the World, I couldn’t resist

To be fair, I would have attended the press event wherever it was held. But I was certainly curious to discover what’s so special about this particular beer bar. In fact, I went with great expectations.

Which beer bar is the best?

This accolade goes to “In de Verzekering tegen de Grote Dorst.” This is a tiny bar in the tiny Flemish village of Eizeringen, near Lennik, to the east of Brussels. The name of the bar can be translated as “Insurance against a Great Thirst.”

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The outside appearance of the World’s Best Beer Bar isn’t the World’s Most Enticing Beer Bar Exterior

Who pronounced this as the best?

The website RateBeer.com based on reviews of its readers. RateBeer claims that they are “the most in-depth, accurate, and one of the most-visited source for beer information.” The site’s database contains millions of reviews from users all over the world, covering more than 470,000 beers from more than 26,000 brewers.

How many beer-lovers voted for this place?

120. Yes, I agree, 120 seems rather a low number, considering the site has millions of reviews. It’s also appreciably lower than the 419 people who reviewed the Kulminator in Antwerp (in 6th position), and the 455 people who reviewed the Moeder Lambic Fontainas in Brussels (in 20th position).

What are the criteria?

Beer bars are rated on Ambiance, Service, Selection, Food and Value.

Where does the Grote Dorst score highly?

Selection. This is the main draw of this place. As one reviewer puts it: “If you’re looking for Gueuze or Lambic, this is THE place to go to. They have (possibly) the largest selection in the world of these beers, and even stocks from breweries/blenders that have been closed for years now. We’re talking real vintage stuff here. Only very few beer bars have Lambic on tap (if they serve it at all!), but here you’ll find it.”

By the way, if you’re wondering what on earth is Gueuze or Lambic beer, read this.

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If you like Gueuze or Lambic, you’ll think you’ve died and gone to Beer Heaven

But if you don’t like Lambics?

Then you might have a problem. Another reviewer: “Forget this place if you don’t like Lambic.”

What about Service?

Service is highly rated, with many reviewers saying “They know how to serve a beer properly.” (But isn’t this Lesson Number 1 when training someone to work behind a bar?). The fact that the Lambic was “served in Lambic baskets and proper glassware” scored big points.

And Food?

Most reviewers labelled this category as N/A (Not Applicable). This is because, well, they don’t serve food. A typical review: “Food is non-existent except for a bag of crisps and a dry sausage.” One reviewer was lucky: he got some cheese.

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I struck lucky too: cheese was on today’s menu!

What about Ambiance?

This too scored highly. Many reviewers described the ambiance as warm, friendly, farmhouse-style, old-world, unchanged for centuries, cosy, rustic, jovial, charming and quiet. Spare a thought though for the reviewer who took his wife, because she “basically hated everything about the visit and walked down the hill to a café to wait for me.”

What are its opening hours?

10 a.m. to 8 p.m. But that’s not every day. It’s only open on Sundays. Yes, it’s closed from Monday to Saturday. One reviewer rather cuttingly suggested that this is why they have such a good stock of rare beers. “… this bar is open a few hours a week. Which makes it ‘easier’ to hold good bottles, cause if nobody can buy them, they can continue to have ‘em on the menu …”

Anything else worth knowing?

A reviewer: “They don’t take credit cards, so if you want to go for big ones bring cash enough.”

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A round of some of these “big ones” will free up some space in your wallet

It’s also difficult to get to: “It’s in the middle of nowhere,” said one reviewer. Another said “impossible to reach by public transport.” (Not quite true, but it is difficult).

Also, it’s small, so be prepared for a tight squeeze. How small? Well, two football teams could just about squeeze in for a post-match drink. But the referee and supporters would have to wait outside.

What’s my overall opinion?

I found the Grote Dorst rather underwhelming. However, I’m not a beer geek. So I’m not interested in old Lambics or rare Geuzes. If you are a beer geek, then you will undoubtedly have to visit this place, and will surely love it.

But if I was looking for a cosy place to have a normal Belgian beer and maybe a bar meal with a couple of friends on a weekday lunchtime or Saturday evening, there are hundreds of bars in Belgium that I would rank  higher than “In de Verzekering tegen de Grote Dorst.”

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About Denzil

Discovering Belgium is my personal blog describing places to visit in Belgium. It mainly focuses on walking and cycling in nature, but also covers cities and events.

35 comments on “A visit to the “Best Beer Bar in the World”

  1. You tell it like it is. 🙂

    • Yes Pat, and as you can guess, it wouldn’t have got my vote

  2. It does sound underwhelming Denzil but they certainly know how to charge!

    • Yes Brigid they do. Actually, once someone has coughed up that kind of money on a Sunday, they can take the rest of the week off can’t they!

  3. I would NEVER nominate a pub with such limited opening hours. Best beer bars serve a social purpose, not a posh adoration of selective and pricy beers for the happy few.

  4. Sounds like this is a pub for the elite of the elite – at least, for those who think they are.
    I don’t care for beer, or any alcohol, so not going to visit – but I enjoyed reading your post, Denzil. You make even a topic that doesn’t interest me, interesting.

    • Thanks Sharon. Actually I’m not too keen on the stuff myself, but living in Belgium and writing about it, one does one’s best to keep informed on the topic!

  5. The Finger Lakes region, where I grew up, has hundreds of wineries, microbreweries, distilleries, meaderies, and cideries (sounds like we’d all be perpetually soused, doesn’t it?), and it’s fun to visit and sample, so I’d go a bit out of my way to stop by the Grote Dorst. My objection to such places, is that the folks there can sometimes be too serious.
    In my personal rating system, there’s a very low tolerance for pretentiousness, hyper-seriousness, and long-winded discourses full of overreaching adjectives from the staff. I like to learn, it’s good for people to be proud of what they do, and sometimes they’ve dreamed up some interesting innovations, which are fun to hear about, but otherwise, just pour your product into a clean glass and I’ll give ‘er a try & make up my own mind.

    • Sounds the right and proper attitude Robert. I’m always amazed at how beer connoisseurs can be just as snooty and finicky as oenophiles. As you say, it’s a drink. Pour it. Drink it. Order another. Drink that. Fall over.

  6. Hmm, I followed the link and got as far as “tastes like a goat smells”. I think I will pass on Lambics!

  7. I’ve tasted Lambic and once was enough for me. I’d probably join that reviewer’s wife down in the café while Mr ET tried out this establishment.

  8. Your post leaves me wondering why exactly this cafe was voted “Best Beer Bar” in Belgium. But, maybe that was the point. I don’t drink beer, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to introduce this place to my husband either. You are right in saying that there are plenty of cozy bars/restaurants in many towns and cities that offer all the factors calculated on the Rate Beer app or website. My cousin’s husband has talked about this app and often leaves reviews. He brews his own beer, and it’s apparently great! It’s called “Leste”, in case you ever stumble upon it. 🙂

    • Thanks Liesbet for pointing out Leste Beer. Curious, I went on Ratebeer and saw that it had reviewed: “Clear orange beer, big creamy white head, very stable, bit adhesive, lots of foam. Aroma: very yeasty, orange peel, spicy, dusty, coriander. MF: very lively carbon, medium body. Taste: spicy start, dusty, quite some banana, lots of coriander, bit oxidized. Aftertaste: bit spicy, bitter, malty touch, some caramel, banana, sweet touch.” And that was one of the shorter reviews! I hadn’t realised beer reviewing was such a science.

      • Wow, I had no idea either that so much could be said about the flavor of beer. One flavor of beer, probably, since he and his two friends have produced several styles…

  9. Hans De Keulenaer

    Thanks for the reference Denzil. With great effort, I will refrain from any comment on rankings, statistics etc and focus on other passions: walking and lambic. The latter is certainly an acquired taste, but those are the best. I can readily imagine an unsuspecting traveller trying a lambic for the first time being greatly disappointed. Leaving in the middle whether a lambic is a beer or an ingredient, one shouldn’t certainly expect a beer taste when first trying it. For those still interested, it’s worth noting that the pub is node 17 of the walking network Pajottenland.

    • Thanks Hans for supporting the lambic team, and for reminding me that this pub would indeed be a good watering place while walking in the Pajottenland. Have you visited the place already?

      • Hans De Keulenaer

        It certainly is on my list (which is getting longer and longer, but the best beer pub in the world should be pushed up rather than down the list). I only hope to catch it in a quiet moment. Probably will wait until the storm of visits unleashed by your article has quieted down.

        • Yes Hans, I believe plans are already in progress to open up for another day to deal with the crowd of DB followers 🙂

  10. Thank you for sharing all of that relevant information.. I think the place has to have ambience and the food too would have to be good if I were to go.. LOL.. But Beer is not my thing.. Yet I am certain many of the things you listed for the real Beer expert, So long as the Beer was good and chilled etc.. lol…

    Cheers my friend.. 🙂

    • Denzil

      I’m sure for beer lovers it has great ambience; being able to discuss all these old beers with other beer-lovers. I guess it’s the same when people of any hobby or interest get together.

  11. I am sorry that you feel that way about this bar. We enjoyed it very much but we were lucky to have a spot outside in the sun. We had some pretty good kriek and geuze. We ordered some cheese and pate to go with the beer and had a lovely time there. And I think they are one of the cheaper bars for these kind of beers. If you are not a fan of traditional geuze, lambic and kriek, you don’t have to go there and just stick with the touristy bars in Brussels or antwerp.

    • Denzil

      I’m glad you enjoyed your visit Sharon. My review was based on the accolade “the world’s best”, which means it has to be evaluated to high standards. As a small village pub with an interesting beer menu, it’s a great little place, and despite feeling underwhelmed, I enjoyed my visit there too. But to call it the world’s best beer bar when only 120 people have reviewed it, when it’s only open 1 day a week, and when it doesn’t serve food, seems rather unfair to beer bars that excel in these other areas.

      • I think it has to do with the exclusivity of the beers. I don’t think a good beer bar needs to serve any other food except cheese and meat.

  12. I can drink Lambics, but they’d never be my first choice. I am baffled by the fact that they’re only open one day a week. How do they make any money?

    • Denzil

      Maybe it’s a Sunday job for the owners. Or maybe they make enough from the more pricey lambiks to see them through the week?

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